i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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