Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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