Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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