whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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