So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He has the fingertips of a God
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