the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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