The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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