I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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