He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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