Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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