My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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