Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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