Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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