she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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