it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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