I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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