Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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