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Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Well I just put wine in my tea
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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