Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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