At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
we should paint friendship bongs
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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