That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Randomize
