exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
