Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
