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  Bea Arthur died! :(

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  What?

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  Big bird passed.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.

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  Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.

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  Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...

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  Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...

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