it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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