I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
