Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You're a waste of cheezeits
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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