Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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