Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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