Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
