K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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