going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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