i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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