dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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