plz talk dirty to me
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize