Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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