Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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