My brain says no but my pants say off.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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