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(205): View more from Alabama

Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.

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(760): View more from California

She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.

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(540): View more from Virginia

just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever

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(336): View more from North Carolina

While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .

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(613): View more from Ontario

You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me

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(845): View more from New York

You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus

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(845): View more from New York

Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"

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