farters have to be the big spoon...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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