Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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