just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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