it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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