Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
When are your genitals available?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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