scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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