i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I need to sanitize my soul.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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