I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
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