I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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