it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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