we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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