I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
COCAINE IS GR8
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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