doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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