I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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