Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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