she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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