can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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