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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
The air taste purple.
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